Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

It's not fat, it's awesome.

Her hips will check you and throw you to the ground.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

Doggy style.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Jennifer Lopez continues to deny accusations that she is pregnant, furthering our thoughts that she is just getting really fat.

Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson perform at the 2007 Oscars.