Magically, I love the NY Post now.

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

Kirsten Vangsness loves black people. And so do I.

He's a "Fathead" fish. His name is Mister Blobby. And we're in love.

And Dick still likes to mess around.

Kimmie Gibbler loves the part of the routine when Mike Tyson grabs her boobs.

Rest your head on the face of a mediocre comedian! Just kidding, we love Ben Stiller. Except for Along Came Polly, that movie sucked.

Diddy keeps it real -- real deep South-style!

He's the Steve Urkel of the rap world. And I love him.

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!

We love playing tennis on Fire Island!

Well, kid -- how did the doggy's doodoo taste? We'd love to know!

Video gamers sure love to OWN people.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!