We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

No it's not a comic strip of an alien taking over a body. These are actual cues of who to give your seat up to on the the subway.

If the Simpsons are too clean-looking for you, just imagine what they'd look like if some Mountani Dew-addled Japanese artist drew them!

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

Another odd product from the people who are obsessed with farts, the Japanese. Maybe they should get busy on making the PS3 less crappy instead.

Posh Spice stands over an American flag as the Spice Girls reunite.

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

Even on the train, Japanese men have a strategy for getting an eyeful of panty. Klassy.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Some may argue that this pantiless up-skirt shot is a programming glitch, but I know how those Japanese programmers minds work. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!

Only the Japanese could have tricked out a van so radly. It's a psychedelic anime roadtrip!!!!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

I know Japanese people are weird, but...

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.