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A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

 

Michael Jackson Skateboard

Michael Jackson Skateboard

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

 

Milky way Man

Milky way Man

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

 

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

 

If Breasts Could Kill

If Breasts Could Kill

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

 

Jacko Monkey

Jacko Monkey

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

 

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

 

Whose Hand is That

Whose Hand is That

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!