Werewolf Goes To Jail

Werewolf Goes To Jail

Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.

 

Paris Works for the People

Paris Works for the People

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

 

Kitty Likes Crack

Kitty Likes Crack

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

 

Paris Forgets Clothes at Playboy Party

Paris Forgets Clothes at Playboy Party

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

 

Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam

Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....

 

Paris Cries in Squad Car

Paris Cries in Squad Car

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!

 

PARIS goes to PRISON!

PARIS goes to PRISON!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!

 

Kid Molests Blowup Doll

Kid Molests Blowup Doll

This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.

 

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