Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

It's stuff like this which shows you why your mothers dead.

Miss Cleo wasn't needed to predict the outcome of this Halloween costume. 24 better start writing episodes around Jack being "falsely accused".

Jack Nicholson is not one to let the young, hot, vacationing starlets get all the spotlight; he wants the tabs to get a load of his bikini body too!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

O Noes! Secks Dunjun found!

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

O RLY!

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

She not exactly restrained, but her body is totally of the chain! Hey-o!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She's loading up a pipe from her bag o' grass.

Sporting events are the perfect opportunity to grab a little piece o' boobage.

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

...That explains a LOT!

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!