Another passionate celebrity kiss from the MTV Movie Awards '07!

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

A recent stint at a celebrity volleyball game revealed the Desperate Housewife's chalupa. And there's a mole on it.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

What would these leading ladies look like bald? We'll show you!

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F*¢kWad

The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!

How dare a celebrity surgically enhance his/her face for the betterment of his/her image!

Celebrities were once children, too, you know! God they're ugly.

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

The "Smell Gibson (Bravefart Edition)" buttplug is sure to thrill, and makes a great Chanukah gift as well!

Photoshopping celebrities is funny!

She may style Lindsay and Nicole, but the drapes she has for a face certainly need to be ironed out!

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!