If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

It's like a candle, inside his head.

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

OooOOooh! Someone painted the ceiling of the smoking lounge to feel like you're inside your grave! Take THAT, Philip Morris!

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

Well well well. She's either hilarious or doesn't care about being a trainwreck.

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

Funnyman Richard Jeni died Saturday morning in Hollywood, with an apparently self-inficted gunshot wound to the head. Sadness.

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.