This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

In Russia, monkeys patrol you!

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

Jewel looks like she has had a boob job, but instead of silicone, the doctor dropped in a large clump of playdoh. Oh well, anything to distract from the teeth.

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

Although repulsive in nature, some folks think the birth process is beautiful. Notice the fake pubic mound? .. And pass.

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.

Possibly the cutest creature able to kill you, in the world. Except… where does the silk come from?

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.