For all the right reasons.

Want to hook up with Jesus.

Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

Even a tramp needs the support of their family.

As pissed as she looks, I hope she still autographed the picture.

Just in time for Father's Day.

Looks like the night is over for her.

I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

Is in dire need of a sandwich.

The power of make-up.

It's pretty obvious who doesn't belong in this picture.

Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

Sadface.

Now shut up.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.