For all the right reasons.

Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

It's official, Jordin Sparks has a smokin' bikini body.

Just in time for Father's Day.

You know your night is gonna be crazy, when you hook up with this chick.

Looks like the night is over for her.

I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

Is in dire need of a sandwich.

Shes always been pretty damn hot.

How was your weekend?

Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

Sadface.

It's really not too difficult for her to completely distract us.

Why are they pointing down?

Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!