OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Robotic Masturbation Hand

Robotic Masturbation Hand

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

 

Skid-Mark Safe

Skid-Mark Safe

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

 

Whose Hand is That

Whose Hand is That

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

 

Slim Goodbody

Slim Goodbody

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.

 

Straight and Gay Hands

Straight and Gay Hands

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

 

Diaper Change

Diaper Change

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

 

Hasselhoff Cream

Hasselhoff Cream

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!