Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

What happens when you mix a cloning machine, religious taboo, and someone with too much time on their hands? Offensive Art. Enjoy!

Put your hands in the air where we can see them, so that we may also see your boobs.

These boots kick ass! Literally! Err, but if you took them off and put them on your hand, they could *literally* punch you in the face.

Visual gags never get old.