Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

As pissed as she looks, I hope she still autographed the picture.

I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

I always knew she had one.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

He will grow up to crush your brains.

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.