Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

Jessica Biel posed in a bikini at the beach for GQ magazine. I like!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

...But the latest issue of Jane Magazine has photoshopped them out on their cover image. Very sneaky, Jane Mag.

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn on the cover of OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn in OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

The new issue of Star magazine features celeb nannies and the strongly-denied affair between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett.

Britney's youngest, Jayden James Spears, recently made his debut in OK! Magazine

"I will always be known as Cookie Monster, but I will no longer be a cookie monster."