Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

We used to hate Katherine Mcphee, but something makes us want to like her now.

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

The only way to fly.

If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Just in case you didn't know how to be a tool...

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Two dudes in Georgia supposedly found Bigfoot. Here he is in a freezer. This doesn't look fake at all.

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

It's good to know that Cindy Crawford still has what it takes to fulfill our fantasies, even if they are our MILF fantasies.

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.