Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Most unfortunate wrestling move EVAH.

(rollover the picture to reveal the shocking conclusion to this picture's title!)

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Say hello to Mischa Methface!!! Just wow.

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.

And by something we mean her chestickles.

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

Who would have known that fat Italian plumber would be a relationship expert?

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.