We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

Parents beware: this is how the Pigapocalypse started.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

You so want to bone Audrina's bones, don't you?

At least they didn't have to photoshop her boobs.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.