Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

Welcome to the Tranny Shop! We have shemales and transvestites of all shapes and sizes!

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.

We hope this super cat doesn't like to ride horses. To think of what could happen.

This is how we like to open our champagne bottles. Happy New Year.

We totally want to bring this monkey home and bathe it with a sponge.

Somebody has some explaining to do.

Video gamers sure love to OWN people.

We've always wanted to carve an ass (awkward).

Seriously, when are people going to stop taking pictures of our dad!

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

This kid is so going to regret this when he gets older.

We refuse to believe this is real.

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

Usually all it takes is coffee to make our ass explode.

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.