Here's Phil Spector's mugshot. You have permission to vomit now.

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

This is sexist because it's true.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.

Yeah, we don't know what's going on either.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.