"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

I'd like to blow up HER Death Star! Knowhadimsayin? Knowhadimsayin?

It took me a second to realize the balloon was an udder. Fan-freakin-tastic!

I wish I knew how to quit you, Lassie!

She may style Lindsay and Nicole, but the drapes she has for a face certainly need to be ironed out!

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

Now we know who used to pull the Gravy Train!

This puts all other so-called "big burgers" to shame.

This custom PC is so badass, you'll think you've died and gone to geek heaven!

When God decides to wash your car, you don't question the quality of His work.

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

Borat sure knows how to make an entrance! Plus he's respectful to women.

You should have seen her try to get the bugs off her eyeballs.

This adorable kitten tries to gross out girls by dressing like a frog! Silly!!

Don’t you ever try to cheat on Yolanda. She will get revenge.

We'd call and laugh at him.

We came here to watch the game con-sort-it!

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

: “I may have gotten beat up a lot but in the end transferring to Compton High was totally worth it.”