Somebody should put this guy out of his misery. What a little bitch!

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

This always happens when our mother cooks.

Seriously, when are people going to stop taking pictures of our dad!

We hate it when our dad uses our head as a urine sink.

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

This chick must have a huge earwax problem.

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.

This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?

A milk explosion would seriously do some damage here.

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

This kid is so going to regret this when he gets older.

We refuse to believe this is real.

You know a fat person is hungry when…

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?