It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

Yeah, we don't know what's going on either.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Parents beware: this is how the Pigapocalypse started.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

This picture needs a Unicorn Chaser, for sure.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.