With a real strict door policy.

Just another reason to love summer.

Want to hook up with Jesus.

Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

Even a tramp needs the support of their family.

It's official, Jordin Sparks has a smokin' bikini body.

Or at least a well staged photograph.

It's really cool if you maintain a sense of humor.

Is in dire need of a sandwich.

How was your weekend?

It's really not too difficult for her to completely distract us.

Now shut up.

Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.