Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

Most unfortunate wrestling move EVAH.

(rollover the picture to reveal the shocking conclusion to this picture's title!)

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

No.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Say hello to Mischa Methface!!! Just wow.

I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.

And by something we mean her chestickles.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

Alert! Alert! Lily Allen is not exactly a fat slob anymore! She just might be bangable again! Alert! Alert!