How was your weekend?

Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Uhhhhhhhhh?

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

This is sexist because it's true.

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Parents beware: this is how the Pigapocalypse started.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

Most unfortunate wrestling move EVAH.

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!