More Carmen! More burlesque!

Sacha Baron Cohen's smokin'-hot lady-friend, Isla Fisher, is with child. May the fate of Kazakhstan be saved!!

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Nikki Sixx is hot. This one's for the ladies!

Look how far he's fallen. Puffy and bloated is not hot.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

Yep. It's official: Keely Hazell is HOT.

The American Idol contestest has a whole slew of hot photos on the net – here's just one!

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

The voluptuous McPheever looked hot as hell at this year's Grammy Awards.

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

Dita's hot – and can reportedly get her waist down to 16" in a corset.

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Hotter than Kimberly Stewart!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."