Just another reason to love summer.

Want to hook up with Jesus.

It's official, Jordin Sparks has a smokin' bikini body.

You know your night is gonna be crazy, when you hook up with this chick.

Shes always been pretty damn hot.

Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

Sure she is hot. But she also dates Brody Jenner. That's why she's a douchebag.

She's still hot with or without clothes.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

She's like those silly cartoons, only sillier. And hotter.

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.