Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

Toe or no toe she does not look hot. The only people who would tell a girl this is a good look is another girl or a guy who is about to sex said girl.

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

From 3rd Rock to blinding Claudia Schiffer in lingerie, Joseph Gordon-Levitt has an awesome agent. He definitely does not deserve this.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

I don't know how to spell her last name, but that Christina chick is definitely the dude.

When gay chicks march.

Yeah you wear that Livestrong bracelet and when someone asks you what it means, just mumble something about cancer or the Hot Topic clearance bin.

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette have officially made all women physically appalling. There is more estrogen between them than Rosie O'Donnell's thighs at an orgy. Too Far?

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…