This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

And by "kind of" we mean OMFG TOTALLY.

Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

Presidents get all the chicks.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

Elena Dementieva was defeated today at Wimbledon in straight sets by one half of the Muscular Sisters. Thus eliminating all of the hot and our interest in tennis.

Caroline Wozniacki defeated Aleksandra Wozniak Thursday morning at Wimbledon. That extra "I" probably helped propel her to victory.

Maria Sharapova exited the Wimbledon 2008 tournament either for losing in straight sets today or for wearing a weird tuxedo outfit that wasn't revealing enough.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.