His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

Basement Horse is always watching you.

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Jewel looks like she has had a boob job, but instead of silicone, the doctor dropped in a large clump of playdoh. Oh well, anything to distract from the teeth.

After seeing this octopuses teeth, the entire LG staff dropped their crap insurance and joined the cephalopod dental plan.

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

You're making Amy Winehouse and Shane McGowan jealous!

Now we know who used to pull the Gravy Train!

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.

We hope this super cat doesn't like to ride horses. To think of what could happen.

We've heard of horse power, but Chicken Power? That is crazy! Right? RIGHT? HELLO?