If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

Get it? Because the Illinois Governor is a crook and the sofa shop is having a sale?

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

For those tough days shopping at Wal Mart. Just watch those urchin shoppers flee!

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

"I have such a busy day ahead of me, I have to get these groceries home before they thaw out"

These little women are going out to shop in the Shire.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Angie and Brad came home with a new son – Pax Thien Jolie! Ain't he a cutie!

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!