OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Pete Doherty High

Pete Doherty High

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

 

Skid-Mark Safe

Skid-Mark Safe

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

 

Black Rhythm Leg Spray

Black Rhythm Leg Spray

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

 

Celebrity ButtPlug: George Bush

Celebrity ButtPlug: George Bush

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

 

Sexy Shopping Bag

Sexy Shopping Bag

I see London, I see France, I see your shopping bag's underpants!

 

Kevin Federline is Popular

Kevin Federline is Popular

Hurry! Act now, before Kevin's concert gets canceled in your home town!

 

Tranny Shop

Tranny Shop

Welcome to the Tranny Shop! We have shemales and transvestites of all shapes and sizes!

 

Angry Monkey

Angry Monkey

We totally want to bring this monkey home and bathe it with a sponge.

 

Home Alone

Home Alone

Video gamers sure love to OWN people.