Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

Even New Jersey can't be held accountable for Criss Angel anymore, he truly is on a level all his own.

Billy Zane is about to secure Kelly Brook with the dreaded scissor hold.

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

That knife looks mighty peculiar when you hold it like that.

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

Oh, wait, whoops – Hold on, can we start over???

Apparently they are too big for their own good! How nice!

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!

Somebody can't hold their peepee. We'll let you guess which one.

We'd scream too if we thought John Travolta from Battlefield Earth was holding us.