Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

Each of these LOTR characters was folded from one piece of paper. This further shames those of us who are unable to fold a paper airplane.

Ok, so that was a lie. This is a scene from Rosie's character in the new season of Nip Tuck. However… we doubt that's actual make up. Its' the herpes!

On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

If you lose a limb, you gotta be positive about it. This guy just turned his handless arm into a huge finger! Try to pick your nose with that thing!!

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

Word on the street is that Hugh Hefner is planning a proposal to his number-one girl friend, Holly Madison. Go for it, Hef!

The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

Next week we'll be brought to you by the letter H!

The "EXIT" characters don't really feel that free when they're done, they're actually leaping away from the cockroaches.

I only pay $3.75 to get pounded down the street.

I got my nails did! Now I can Tickle You with Elmo!