We'd hit it. DON'T JUDGE US.

It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

You haven't had teriyaki until you have tried a spiced alligator tail. Delicious! Excuse us, we need to hit the reset button. (Shoves finger into throat)

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Britney Spears has truly hit rock bottom. Chris Angel? You don't need him to make your career vanish, that’s what you're for.

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.

Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.

He must be hitting the buffets with Schwarzenegger these days.

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!