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Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.
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7/16/2008
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You haven't had teriyaki until you have tried a spiced alligator tail. Delicious! Excuse us, we need to hit the reset button. (Shoves finger into throat)
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9/12/2007
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Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.
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9/10/2007
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Britney Spears has truly hit rock bottom. Chris Angel? You don't need him to make your career vanish, that’s what you're for.
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8/16/2007
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Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.
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8/15/2007
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Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.
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7/23/2007
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He must be hitting the buffets with Schwarzenegger these days.
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7/19/2007
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Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.
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7/12/2007
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Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!
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5/2/2007
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Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.
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3/9/2007