She just needs some help releasing it.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

We'd hit it. DON'T JUDGE US.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

Nice dental work.

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.