Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

Sounds good to me!!

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.

Liquid Generation CTO Helga recently had her baby photos dug up. The truth is surprising!

Me no rikey when dey sclew up me Engrish.

I love what you do for me! Toyota!

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

Chill, baby, I can't really feel anything with these furry paws!

I'm the teacher -- trust me, you're going to want these classes.

Ey, mon. Me dog no got de ganja todaay. He too busy cleanin' me kitchen floor like a mop! He de best!

This makes me think of something… oh yeah, Britney Spears.

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

It's not her fatness that scares me, surprisingly.

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.