Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

No Michael, we didn't come to see you. We are here for your delicious breads and pastries. Duh…

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

A motorcycle made of polished wood. It's pretty cool if you are into wood… and shiz.

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

You haven't had teriyaki until you have tried a spiced alligator tail. Delicious! Excuse us, we need to hit the reset button. (Shoves finger into throat)

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.