Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

 

R2D2 Is Asstacular

R2D2 Is Asstacular

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

 

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

 

Hermione Flashes Panties

Hermione Flashes Panties

After seeing her panties, Harry's potter exploded. Hey oh!

 

La Toya Jackson's Face Is Weird

La Toya Jackson's Face Is Weird

La Toya Jackson's face isn't the only thing that's pointy. Hey ohhh!

 

Miss Atom

Miss Atom

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

 

Heidi Montag Obama Poster

Heidi Montag Obama Poster

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

 

Madonna Gives Birth To Guitar

Madonna Gives Birth To Guitar

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

 

Audrina's Cleavage is Laughable

Audrina's Cleavage is Laughable

Hey, you wanna now what else isn't real on The Hills? Audrina's boobs!

 

Kristen Bell is Agile

Kristen Bell is Agile

Hey Dax Shepard! We see one bandage on Kristen's leg and a scrape on her elbow, are you abusing her? The Fanboys will kill you like your name is Harvey Weinstein.

 

Jude Law's Joker Audition

Jude Law's Joker Audition

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

 

Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Mischa The Mystical Fairy

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.

 

Hey Christina, Got MILF?

Hey Christina, Got MILF?

Christina Aguilera shows that the only way implants can get more fantastic is mommy+implants.

 

Pika Pervert

Pika Pervert

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

 

Weekend at Winos!

Weekend at Winos!

Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.

 

Hey Carmen, Hands in the Air

Hey Carmen, Hands in the Air

Put your hands in the air where we can see them, so that we may also see your boobs.

 

Jackie Stallone Is Uglier Than Rocky

Jackie Stallone Is Uglier Than Rocky

Hey Rocky! Cuff and Link were more attractive than your Mom.

 

Mary Louise Parker is Naked

Mary Louise Parker is Naked

Mary Louise Parker helped promote her show Weeds by posing naked. Hey, whatever it takes, right?

 

Hey Cutie!

Hey Cutie!

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

 

Eva Longoria in Chains

Eva Longoria in Chains

She not exactly restrained, but her body is totally of the chain! Hey-o!

 

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