She just needs some help releasing it.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Caroline Wozniacki defeated Aleksandra Wozniak Thursday morning at Wimbledon. That extra "I" probably helped propel her to victory.

When the court of public opinion tries to convict Jake Gyllenhaal of in fact prefering the company of men, these pictures of Reese in a bikini will not help matters.

These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!

If you haven’t noticed the HUGE difference between the rich and the poor, maybe this will help remind you.

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

After the INS started rounding up illegal's, Taco Bell scrambled to replace the workers in its lucrative lettuce trade. The leaf must flow!

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

I would like to see one of the baggers ask if you needed help out to your car, as you were trying on your new plastic shirt.

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

Mary Louise Parker helped promote her show Weeds by posing naked. Hey, whatever it takes, right?

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Actually this time around we should be calling it re-rehab. HA! Hopefully Promises will help more than Wonderland did!

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!