What the hell is she wearing? Underwear on underwear!?! Stylish!

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

There's a good chance Hell looks something like this. Go to church!

Danny Bonaduce showed off his.. Whatever the hell that is, during the weekend. Looks like a shrunken coin purse, how sad.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

The voluptuous McPheever looked hot as hell at this year's Grammy Awards.

She's flexible, he's amazed, I'm cracking the hell up. Everybody wins!

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)