Natalie Portman's Embarassing Underwear

Natalie Portman's Embarassing Underwear

What the hell is she wearing? Underwear on underwear!?! Stylish!

 

Why Is Zac Efron's Head So Damn Big?

Why Is Zac Efron's Head So Damn Big?

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

 

Tyra Banks Bra Burning

Tyra Banks Bra Burning

There's a good chance Hell looks something like this. Go to church!

 

Bonaduce is Asian

Bonaduce is Asian

Danny Bonaduce showed off his.. Whatever the hell that is, during the weekend. Looks like a shrunken coin purse, how sad.

 

Well crap…

Well crap…

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

 

Yeah, no thanks…

Yeah, no thanks…

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

 

Bird Food Shoes

Bird Food Shoes

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle

"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

 

Tranny Versus Lez

Tranny Versus Lez

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

 

Chuck-e-Weed

Chuck-e-Weed

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

 

Crybaby Crocker

Crybaby Crocker

Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

 

Katherine McPhee at The Grammys

Katherine McPhee at The Grammys

The voluptuous McPheever looked hot as hell at this year's Grammy Awards.

 

Bending Over

Bending Over

She's flexible, he's amazed, I'm cracking the hell up. Everybody wins!

 

Kids Tattoo Maker

Kids Tattoo Maker

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!

 

I Hate Computers

I Hate Computers

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)

 

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