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We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.
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8/20/2008
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If there is a God, his plan is really annoying.
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7/11/2008
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Hey, you wanna now what else isn't real on The Hills? Audrina's boobs!
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6/25/2008
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Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.
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6/19/2008
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Heidi and Spencer embody all of our hopes and dreams.
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5/29/2008
PHOTOS
The most natural thing in this photo is Heidi's chest, this could signal the apocalypse.
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5/12/2008
PHOTOS
The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".
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4/29/2008
PHOTOS
Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...
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4/21/2008
PHOTOS
There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.
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1/10/2008
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Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.
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10/5/2007