Our head just exploded.

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

It's like a candle, inside his head.

We're not saying this is the most unfortunate dude alive, we're just saying that if we looked like this we'd most likely hate our parents.

"My other bong is Sponge Bob."

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

Fat Tranny or Britney? Either way, you lose.

Sir, don't look now, but we are pretty sure there is an angry rapist hiding on the back of your head.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.