It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

We all hate PETA because they're just generally horrible and annoying. But if more of them looked like the above, we'd have reason to like them. And then bang them.

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

We're not saying this is the most unfortunate dude alive, we're just saying that if we looked like this we'd most likely hate our parents.

He will grow up to crush your brains.

Damn. We are such dicks.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

We used to hate Katherine Mcphee, but something makes us want to like her now.

This is Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Bar Refaeli. Jealous?

Yeah, we hate James Blunt, too.

When asked "How much do you think we hate you?", Ashton stretched his arms and replied "This much."

Could you look any more angry about having a model in your lap in a bikini?

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

Jesus hated your baseball team and by rooting for them you offended his holiness. Plus he was betting on the other guys.

Even their cats hate us for our freedom.

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!