Heavy Metal fans come in all shapes and sizes.

We'd call and laugh at him.

And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.

Imagine, it's your birthday and a coworker surprises you with this cake!

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

This woman has been to one too many picnics. Oh yeah, and isn't this your mom?

They're not the Adam's Family, not the Munsters, and not even the Brady Bunch. They are the Weird Family! Weird!

We want to know WHO did this girl's hair. Fantasic Sams and Boricks is so not doing it for us anymore.

Welcome to the Tranny Shop! We have shemales and transvestites of all shapes and sizes!

Cute Alert! This doggy is made out of 100% brain! That makes him adorable AND smart!

Ah! Adorables! Napoleon and Pedro as kids! We will Vote for Pedro because of this adorable picture!

We totally want to bring this monkey home and bathe it with a sponge.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

This kid has big balls. And we hope what we just said isn’t illegal.

Babies are so lucky.

This fish also drinks Michelob and beats his wife.

This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.