Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Jessica is as happy about her boobs as you are.

Look not even Rosie O'Donnell was this happy when she revealed she was a lesbian and you're not a good actress, so what's the deal?

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.

It's July 2nd, 2007, and Lindsay Lohan has finally turned 21!

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

Johnny Knoxville is a funny guy. And a good friend.

I love what you do for me! Toyota!

The Happy Feet Happy Meal now comes with a handy penguin-shaped toothpaste dispenser!

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.