Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend (ex-girlfriend!?!) is happy she's hotter than you.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Jessica is as happy about her boobs as you are.

Look not even Rosie O'Donnell was this happy when she revealed she was a lesbian and you're not a good actress, so what's the deal?

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!