Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

Why does she look like she just reached the end of a 3 week bender?

"3 days my ass, you get back here you sneaky devil! Set your Proton Packs to resurrection!"

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

...Nothin' but net!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Short text$3,625 a month for rent? Jeez, K-dawg, where were you staying?

If you see the 3-inch heels on discount, you know what kinda hoes I'm talkin' 'bout!